In our previous blog entry we listed 25 Things You May (or May Not) Have Noticed in Girls’ Comics. You know, the one that went:
“We have all noticed certain things in girls’ serials. Things about plot, character and setting that always seem to crop up and we comment on them a lot. Then again, there are other things about plot, character and setting that always crop up as well, but we hardly even notice them. At least, not until someone else points them out.”
But it doesn’t end at 25. Oh no, you wouldn’t expect that, would you? No, of course not! Now we present:
25 Things You May (or May Not) Have Noticed in Girls’ Comics: Volume 2
1: Parents fail to stand up for themselves at the worst moments… and with the worst consequences.

2: The lengths overprotective parents go to to protect their offspring are so ridiculous they’re laughable – yet the consequences are not.

3: If all else fails, bring in a deus ex machina to redeem the mess the protagonist is in.

4: Protagonists making claims of harassment often turn out to be faking the whole thing…

5: … yet real harassment/ bullying often seems to go unnoticed by those in authority.

6: We are surprised if the school tries to sort out a bullying situation before the end of the story…

7: … but we aren’t at all surprised if they sort it out at the end of the story.

8: Schemers plotting to get rid of someone keep failing to do so, no matter how much they discredit them (except when they are required to temporarily succeed before being found out).

9: Parents never listen to warnings that something weird’s about to strike the family.

10: Guess who cops the worst of it.

11: We get lots of serials about World War II and fighting the Nazis – but it’s rare to see Hitler in any size, shape or form.

12: Bodging could have some pretty funny results.

13: For some reason we always know when parents have put the wrong person in charge of their daughter while they are away – yet the parent never realises it themselves before they put that person in charge.

14: Witches with pointy hats and broomsticks often seem to be played sympathetically or for humour…

15: … while witches who look like crones or beautiful but sinister women are played for the chills.

16: Ordinary antagonists aren’t killed off much.

17: Supernatural/ SF ones are.

18: We are very surprised if a parent problem is resolved by the daughter making her parent(s) simply see sense.

19: We are not surprised when the parent(s) see sense after the daughter runs off or gets run over.

20: The only time the protagonist gets acquitted at trial is when her pal arrives at the very last minute with the evidence that will clear her.

21: In regular strips, brothers are a pain in the ass.

22: It’s unusual to have a serial starring a plump/ plain protagonist outside of an “ugly duckling” serial…

23: … or a humour strip where the protagonist doesn’t give a s*** about the way she is!

24: People just say the protagonist is not right in the head when she tries to convince them of something…

25: … but when she really is not right in the head they don’t realise it.
