In our previous entry we published “Ten Lessons They Should Learn in Girls’ Comics – but Don’t”. You know, lessons they just don’t learn in girls’ comics when if they had, they might have saved themselves (and everyone else) a lot of trouble, or gotten away with what they were up to. Well, the lessons don’t end there. There are so many lessons they should learn that now we present this followup: “Ten Lessons They Should Learn in Girls’ Comics – but Don’t: Volume 2”.
1: Beware the Greeks, even when they offer gifts.
2: Girls are not statues.
3: Freezing up because of grief only leads to more grief.
4: Parents who expect consideration from their children should show them consideration too.
5: Don’t bring strange things home.
6: When they warn you to get rid of something, get rid of it.
7: When they warn you to leave well alone, leave well alone.
8: Don’t suffer in silence.
9: Always destroy something suspiciously evil in the first place.
10: If you’re out to commit the perfect crime, don’t make your game too obvious.